Dearest Meg White,

Dear Meg,



I never received a “Yah” or “Nah” on that date I asked you out on almost a year ago. So, just kind of wondering because I feel I am left in the dark. I am sorry to hear the band broke up but the music will live on. Funny, listening to it know the band was built around you. Please call…I know you’re not a fan of crowds so I made BBQ chicken and baked potatoes. Oh, yeah by the way I received Cold Miners Daughter on blue-ray in hopes of watching with you cuddled on the couch. I know you like me are just a huge a fan of the movie and the woman herself. I hope you are well in whatever you’re doing. If you need me I will be waiting by the telephone listening to “White Blood Cells” anticipating your phone call. I hope to see you again soon. Miss you!

Until then I shall remain Humble,

Jason “Mater” Robinson