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Well it’s bound to happen and I assure you with all that I am that it will. Which in be in body, spiritual or even vehicle sooner more than later going to have to face this terrible thing. I like to speak of home take of this subject the first place that I had ventured out to on my own was not a five star by any means. I was a young man living wild hard and free. It was a constant party with no end in sight and I was living the American dream. I had very little money for things that were needed around the home. It was not a issue at all. Every night for two years running I had some one there who would bring anything from booze, toilet paper, food from where ever they had gotten off work to even lawn mowers to cut the grass.

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Yeah so what that was a run on sentence I don’t give a shit. You get the point right? Fuck it call the grammar nazi’s on me. Besides I’m in no mood for spell check this is taking 2 on this piece I got to end a bit ago and x out on mistake to check the score on the Carolina Game. I now reside in a modern subdivision neighborhood that looks like a modern day leave it to beaver residence. The 9-5 people I have learn have called it “Investments”. This term was foreign to me until coming here. Being the simpleton I am have always been one if something in the homestead has malfunctioned. Instead of reaching in my pocket to call a man to come out and resolve my issue. I find myself going to the local library or getting on the net to see how I can and must fix due to lack of funds.

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Being a hayseed has its advantages growing up I lived in a Home not a investment with a family. Yes post 9/11 crowd a family complete with dog and the occasionally family trip in summer time. We wasn’t the most high tech of family but we never done with out. I can recall many of days of chopping wood for the wood stop in the dead of winter no sense of the wood stove running out in the middle of the night. Dryer was not even mentioning in my home oh no it was almost like one of those fancy hot things that get my clothes hot. The iron was used a lot in these days. I remember the first time I saw a dishwasher was feeling like Crocodile Dundee when he came to American and discovered the men’s urinal. It was as if I had seen the future and thinking there is no way anyone can make that kind of purchase.

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Its all too common today how all these modern conviences has made us more and more lazy. We live in a fast pace society now. I have never been one to have any interest in fixing things around the house but I find myself now looking at the Lowes sales papers and saying “Wow that would be good if a nuclear holocaust was to happen”. I’m always thinking ahead and if you asked me five years ago id say you were ¾ shy of a socket set. (rimshot)

It is important to keep up your house, home or investment. I find Norm Abram to be a fantastic genius who in my opinion could kick mcguyers ass. He is a true artist in every sense of the game. Yet another thing I thought I would never say.

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“A house is a place to live while a home is for ever to shelter you”

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I heard this somewhere someplace I can’t remember just came to be. It so true in the “Investment” times we live in. Personally I would rather have a small house with a lot of land and call it my home. I’m quite sure I can and will one day have this structure of wood to cement my legacy and built memories of things for many years to come. “Investment” isn’t or never was in my vocabulary.

Pesky Fly

So?...we meet again you pesky insect
you taunt me buzz in the window and pretending to be trapped
i roll up today's paper and thoughts of ending this sound
ah your so smooth...calm and collect
back to work....BUZZ

You testing my patience I recently learn you know
thats it land there again and stay for a second
yeah i knew it couldn't be that easy
i would have no other way bug
yes i have gotten smart on you the cup is sealed

the problem with you and i is this is game to you
to me its a challenge i shall over come
Whack!...haha yeah nice rub it in
Mad? you ask...i would be a liar if i said no


im sure your friend didn't tell you about how his doom came
ah that's right hes gone how could he...
Oh yeah hes gone....the test of my patience i will win
that penetrating of the skull of the buzz is riveting
not one of my favorite sounds fly

i hope you had fun in the garbage today
i have the karate kid chop stick catch a fly in my head
im sure this would work
but, yesterdays sports page will work
yeah Carolina upset ole miss


nice try to harass me and make me lose focus
don't care if your a old miss fan
and no im not gonna swap at the lamp again
lost two bulbs on the account of your deceased friend
your not worth it


BUZZ.....more and more you try but you see i shall overcome
why do you do these things spreading germs around
do you find pleasure in it?
its getting old and im gonna not let it get to me
i see you rubbing your back legs...WHACK!!!!!!!!


(takes yesterdays sports newspaper section and throws in trash)

The Modern Age

Priorities in life are a fine line between the insane and making it. Wants and Needs are two different things and in the high tech 21 world we live is full of whistles,bells and things i shall never know. I considered my self a simpleton yet i do like my lap top and the convenience at my finger tips. Do i need it? well no...but its nice to have. I have lived in some extreme situations at times.


I spend the last whole year living with out a cellphone or even a house phone. Nuts you say?...well depends on who you ask. I have well made it to say. But, how many years did we live with out the leash known as a cell phone?. It can be done. I find it funny to watch people on a daily basis become almost as one with a cell phone almost as a extension of them. Are we becoming robots? Just look around at when you are carrying a conversation with a person now a days and see if that can't resist looking at the cell phones every five minutes. Is it me or is this rude?....Seems to me its either A.D.D or I have totally bored them with something that i assumed was of a value in telling the individual.



The future for me is looking as a never ending rain storm with flash floods in low areas that will over flow bridges and trap us. The modern age is gonna dumb found us. If anything is marketed right "It will sale!" while If it is real i know you "Will feel it!". I am sure of these two statements.

Call me old fashion in the mp3 age (even tough i do have massive collection) but the Vinyl records years are long gone and by golly i miss it. Its more of a novelty act now. The warmth of it is not even compared and the album artwork is big and you can actually read with out squinting eyes to see who had actually sang backing vocals on "Keep Talking" by Pink Floyd.


The modern age shall be our doom and turn us into brain washed A.D.D robots and its not going be long now. The past 20 years have grown technically fast as the Pergerine Falcon who has been clocked at speeds at over 180 mph. We are all doomed that is one thing i will gamble on and raise you 100 to 1 odds. Be sure to deposit more money in the bank.

Crooked Growth

Have you ever just taken about 15minutes of your day and not been under the influence of anything such as the media,caffeine,sadness,angry or even reality? Just take 15m one day and do that and ask yourself why things are they way they are. Water is just ice that just been melted, rainbow isn’t nothing but Van Gogh painted from the heavens, while pain is just tear drops set free. I'm no poet and i don't really get into that sort of thing for the record. I just collect a bunch of thoughts as such any analogize the hell out of them. Which brings me to this magnificent creation here.....







This old pine tree on my dad and moms land is crookern a dogs hine leg. This tree told evolution "Screw you I'm going to grow and no one can’t stop me!"....now it that isn't punk rock i don’t know what is. Dad has 10 acres of land while 130 acres on both sides of him belongs to a Dr. who has nothing on it. With the exception of a cell phone tower that was placed there 2 years ago. There isn't a neighbor with in almost a mile. Its one of the few places you can actually see the stars and not some dim light street light or a spot light from a savage car dealer ship that tries to harvest the wallet of the blue collared working man. I consider this to be right up there with the pyramids and the Great Wall of China. It is truly one of God's own greatest product off the assemble line. At first its hard to tell directions to my parents place but then you tell them about the "Crooked Pine Tree!" and they light up like Boston Harbor on New Years. "OH ok NOW i know where it is!" they shout. "That's all you had to say!"





“Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful.”

-Mark Victor Hansen-







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Enjoy every sandwich.

I learn today that hyenas are the most fowl of all of creatures that in nature who areknow to devour the very offspring that they reproduce. Alot like my ex wife.
Today was a half full half empty day coming to full circle at the end. Awoke to a she devil the premise hissing her viper tongue. My zen shall not shed with i repeated. It paid off the rest of the day was showing the floor who the boss was and literally moping the floor while listening to Warren Zevon.


Today was also full of many great ideas...which many weren't so great i slowly found out.I read couple more chapters of "Hey Rube" HST play on words are gold. I being to look up Woody Creek Colorado and have a friend that stays in Steamboat almost 2 hrs away. May take a trip there in the new year. I feel its time to play catch up in things to do. 31 years now and the list isn't getting shorter.


I left a email for Mr. Owens who is currently in OZ Australia on assignment. I look forward to reminiscing with him. He and I are from the same Moon. Born one week apart from one another I being the elder of the two. Both are mothers were and are hairdressers. (Hairdressers don't pass away....they just curl up and dye. *rimshot*)
We have connections from the crib. Soon after birthday #1 he moved away but we were reunited in 5th grade became friends unaware of our past until it was mention by our parents.


We have both been labeled "free spirts" more him than me. I've only wish i have been a fraction of the places and things he has saw. I've seen plenty in the local world. Bad side of the town and the rotten core known as city hall. Ever notice anyone who has anything to do with protest and voting is some one who was been arrested. Being locked up and taken from your home and mentally scared by the sounds of "The Knock" of 4 county cars at 4am with an arrest warrant for you signed by a local cop in which your ex-wife had a relationship with.


No man should be taken from his home in such a brutal manner. This is his sanctuary correct?. After being handcuffed and THEN being asked at a 4am from your slumber by 4 officers with guns drawn at you "do you understand why your being arrested?" My rights hadn't been read but at this point i assumed to stay quiet. The warrant reads "phone harassment" signed Evil Fuck aka Egg Doners puppet.


After being told this was a fine Jail upon getting out of the car i felt my silence should be broken. Heck, what where they to do jail me. "I don't think any jail is nice" I told the officer who surely was younger than me and had a gut feeling he was gonna go to a local bar the next night get loaded and lie to his wife and meet some lady of the night in some seedy hotel while snorting cocaine that was "confiscated" from a drug mule.


They took a photo that even Olin Mills could not fathom. I was told to make one phone call at 5am. Then take a seat. Hours pass at least we had a TV that played "Cops" on constant repeat for 24 hrs a day 7 days a week and 365 days a year. I had no clue the show had that much footage. I was between two men. One was the look of drugs in this eyes who cackled alot. While the other looked as if he was in a robotic state reminiscing on what got him her at with me on this Friday morning. I'm sure the young man was piloting his next move. The other man on the other side was to be in the state of dumb. After 10hrs you have to have contact of some kind and decided the slow witted one was the best to talk to. I asked what he was in for and he replied "indecent exposure".The next day i learn the other guy on the left the robot had taken a semi automatic rifle to a car. I was clearly in the mist of a week criminal sandwich.



Your outlook changes when things like this occur. I'm not politic junkie. I think all are swine some more than others. I do support local elections if your planing on not moving. This is a good reason i can't get a good night sleep any more. My Fibro gave me a horrible flare today when the rains came as i crippled myself to my air mattress. The sound of the rain was perfect with the breeze of my fan. But, this dirty bastard had my legs,jaws,eyes,shoulders,and hands in a sleeper hold and i had no choice but to submit. I know for a fact i was there for two hours. Was i asleep? that is still a mystery drifting in and out i was.


I was awoke for my mother and daughter were to come over. Time was running out and i assumed they wasn't coming. Then the doorbell rings while the on duty k-9 gave the confirmation some one is here. My daughter had came in with hat she had won in a local Kids tractor race where she had defeated almost 30 kids her age in a race and won it. With 8 dollars between us we ventured out to the local grocery and fed the whole family on 8 dollars and 46 cents. Loaf of bread,Swiss cheese,Garlic and butter herb turkey chips yogurt and two candy bars for the kids. My son was at home sick from a bug. I made him one and place in a brown bag. I had spoken with him earlier in the week with hopes he could come and spend the night. I asked what he wanted daddy to cook him. He like me craved the turkey and Swiss sandwich as i have been for a long time. I feel as he and I have that bond of madness while my daughter didn't have to record these horrible things. So i packed the brown bag and told my daughter to tell him i love him and i hope he gets well soon.



Now its 351am football is tomorrow...this is an escape that is desperately needed now if i can only get lost in the games.


"Enjoy every sandwich"

-Warren Zevon-


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Zevon

Blame it on the Moon.

Tonight was rancid. My mood is bleak. My surrounding was not up to par. By no means do i consider myself better than anyone but anytime I'm surround by such i feel bad mentally and physically. I hate to call it in so to say today was full of things that never happened but yet i keep positive and for that i am proud of myself. Everything i set out today didn't go as plan. I have to keep going to keep my mind off things. My nails are long gone from constant biting. I'm Knawing on skin now.


This dreaded fibromyalgia has given me a flare up today and i feel fatigued. The past year I have gotten it and its been a challenge. It comes in waves the same way the same concept apply s to the local scratch off ticket. Everyday there is a chance but you don't know when you gonna scratch off and find the letters P a i n. I assume the bitch known as mother nature has alot to do with when its rainy as such today. My whole body begins to lock up in my muscles even in my jaws and my hands. I love the laptop to write with its only the finger tips. My notebook is quickly knock to 3rd string QB on these days for some days i can't grip a pencil.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibromyalgia


I don't let that rotten shit get to be but some days it cripples be to the bed and i fell bad for not getting anything done. My creative flow is now small spats and if i am letting out the last bit of water from the garden hose.Slumber will do go if i can get there. I feel like i need to sleep with a butterfly net for the past couple of dreams i have dreams I"m sure has meaning and need to write down and some where in my mind off exit 34 they go and my pen is just a hitchhiker that needs a ride but no one seems to want to pick me up.



Saturday is always a good day for me. Good slumber tonight and get up to moping floors tommarow and college football will recharge the remote in me. The same one where you go to change the channel and have to smack the back to get the last bit of juice to change the channel from such pollution as American idol or Fox news.




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